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Smokers Good News Winner Prize

Spotted a poster in University Hospital:

Good News for all smokers

The International Tobacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to invite smokers of all ages to join in its biggest Anniversary Sweepstakes Draw where every smoker is a sure winner!!! All smokers have a chance of winning the following major prizes:

GRAND PRIZE: A brand new cancer, bronchial infections, goitre, sinusitis, migraine, cerebral tumors, paralysis, hypertension and asthma.

SECOND PRIZE: Hepatitis, meningitis, bronchitis.

THIRD PRIZE: Tuberculosis, emphysema, arteriosclerosis, gingivitis, rheumatism, heart disease and lung cancer.

You also have a chance to win consolation prizes such as tartar deposits, bad breath, stained teeth, appetite loss and swollen gums.

Join now!!! Remember that the more sticks of cigarettes you puffed, the more chances of easy winnings. Please3 claim your prizes from the nearest funeral parlor. See your X-ray results for more details.

1 comment:

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